- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

I hate blackniggers

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

I enjoy anal.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

WNBA

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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