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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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