What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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