What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

yo mama's so fat!!!

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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