Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

poop is very very yummy.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Vagina ass.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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The 13th Amendment...

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

knock knock come in

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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