- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

A walrus walks into a bar

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

what time is it? 3:16

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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