POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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You have cancer

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Lil Wayne

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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