What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Your mom.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Girls

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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