How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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