Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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