How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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