No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Take off your shoes.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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