What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Ken wins!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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