What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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E= McVagina

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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