what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What's a small person? A midget

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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