If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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THE GAME

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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