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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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