- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Their, they're, there You're, your

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

The Braves win the N.L. east

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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