- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you call a black priest? Father

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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