Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Woman.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Anti Joke

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