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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Iggy Azalea

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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