What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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