JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why? Whats wrong?

A black guy with his family.

Anti Joke

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