Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Lil Wayne

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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the WNBA

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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