- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

We are lawyers

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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