What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

women's rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Wombat monkey juice.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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