What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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This is not a joke.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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woman's rights

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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