What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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i'm funny

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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I tell an anti joke!.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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