Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Who is a knob? ross d

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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