- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Dubstep < Music

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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