- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

No. Yes.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Wade

How did th-A fridge.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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