Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Women's rights...

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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what time is it? 3:16

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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penis

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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