Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Women.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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