A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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