A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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thermodynamics?

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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