- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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