What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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