Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Wade

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

knock knock come in

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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