Black People.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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obama

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Anti Joke

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