Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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crap!!

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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