Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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