whats really hot the sun

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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...NO.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Wade

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Anti Joke

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