Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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hi corey

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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*insert joke here*

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