- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Betty Whites ALIVE?

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

my mom raped yerr foot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Cows go moo.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Keep up the fun Nero!

a man walks into horse bar

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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