What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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