Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Snooki

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

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