- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Your mom.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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