- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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