How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Toaster

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Nippies

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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