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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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