Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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A black man in a country bar.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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You're Adopted.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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