Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Dick spice

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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