Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Knock Knock! Come in.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Gianni

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

bitches be crafty.

;aosughdfo

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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