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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

I am a n1gger.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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