What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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