I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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