Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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