One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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all these jokes suck ass

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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