What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Take off your shoes.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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i'm funny

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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