Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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