man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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heat!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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