What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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