What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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