- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Once upon a cross

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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