Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Poop

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Mark Wilson

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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