knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Spotto

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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religion.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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hey bill!

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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