So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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A midget walks under a bar

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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