why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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