It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Dislike this

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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