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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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